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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, October 10, 2019

The Gumbeaux Sistahs


This post is part of a virtual book tour organized by Goddess Fish Promotions. Jax Frey will award a randomly drawn winner a $25 Amazon/BN GC and will award a second randomly drawn winner a print copy of the book (US only). Click on the tour banner to see the other stops on the tour.

Five Southern women wage a hilarious war against the ageism problems of one of their deep-in-trouble sisters using their improbable friendships, evil-genius schemes, oh-so-numerous cocktails, and a shared passion for good gumbo.

When southern artist, Judith Lafferty, loses her long-time, prestigious museum job to a much younger man, she finds herself devastated, alone in her sixties, and on the brink of financial disaster. Enter the incomparable Gumbeaux Sistahs, who deliver day-old coffee to her front door as a ploy, then go on to kidnap her, feed her excellent gumbo, and come up with outrageous solutions to her problems. Their motives are just good excuses to drink wine, have a great time, argue over whose mother makes the best gumbo, and, most of all, help a sister out. Ageism, dangerous boyfriends, deep loneliness, and any other challenges that can face the over fifty crowd don't stand a chance against these five resourceful ladies. The Gumbeaux Sistahs is a heart-warming, smart story of friendship and unexpected shenanigans that you do not want to miss.

Read an Excerpt

“While he talked, he kept slamming his fist against the countertops. He threw things like the salt and pepper shakers and the tea kettle across the room, and slammed a couple of open drawers shut. Each slam sounded like a gunshot to me. He went on and on. Luke always did like the sound of his own voice. I sat there waiting for the first punch, the first shove, the first something. I remember thinking that I knew he wouldn’t stop this time. I knew Luke was getting ready to kill me. I waited for the end. And I know this sounds crazy, but I remember that I was thinking that poor Bea was going to come home to a horrible mess in her house. Isn’t that the craziest thing?”

“You’re a kind person. It doesn’t surprise me a bit, honestly. Did he hurt you badly, Helen?”

“No,” she said, simply, “Bea killed him.”

About the Author:
Born in New Orleans, Jax Frey came into this world, whooping and hollering, with a sense of love and celebration of Louisiana culture, food, family and fun. Translating that celebration into her writing and onto canvas is her true calling. Her colorful art depicts everything-Louisiana from her dancing Gumbeaux Sistahs paintings to her popular line of original Mini paintings. Because over 25,000 of the mini paintings have been created and sold into art collections worldwide, Jax holds a world’s record for The Most Original Acrylic Paintings on Canvas by One Artist.

Jax is also the co-founder of the Women of Infinite Possibilities, an empowering women’s organization started in Covington, LA, where Jax lives today with her loveable, tornado-of-a-pug named Lucy. The Gumbeaux Sistahs is her debut novel.

Email: jaxfreyart@gmail.com
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Friday, May 3, 2019

Fresh off the Starship


Fresh off the Starship
by Ann Crawford

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GENRE  Women's fiction / humor

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BLURB:

Love to laugh? You'll enjoy this feel-good tale.

A starbeing skyrockets to Earth from the other side of forever with a specific assignment: to help steer humanity away from the collision course it's on. But we all know how travel can get drastically diverted--instead of landing in Washington, D.C., where she could assist on a grand geopolitical scale, she ends up in...Kansas!

Wrong place, right time? Join our shero on this whimsical journey as she pursues her purpose as well as discovers the beauty of life and love on Earth.

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EXCERPT:

Ohhhhhhhh—what a strange place this is! Loud noises, awful smells, strange beings looking at me.

The woman struggles to lift her hand just a few inches off the bed, clearly shocked to see it. Oh. Right. I’m one of those strange beings now. 

She stares up at the group staring down at her.

This is odd. Do humans just stare at each other? 

“Well, you’ve had a very, very long journey back here,” the doctor says. 

You’re not kidding.

“We should give you some time,” the doctor continues. 

When can I go back in the other direction?

“Don’t push her,” the doctor emphasizes to the other three humanoids. “Give her lots of time and space.”

Time and space. Oh, you have no idea.

“Where am I?”

The group, obviously ecstatic that she can talk but dismayed by her question, turns to the doctor.

“Missy, yer in a hospital room. You had a terrible accident a few months ago, and we thought we lost you at one point. But yer a tough survivor and fought yer way back here.”

That’s truer than you know.

“Perhaps we should just let her sleep some more,” the doctor tells them. “That’s when most of the body’s healing takes place.” She ushers them out of the room. “Amnesia can be a strange, strange thing,” the doctor starts to say. “The brain—” But she shuts the door and the voices are muffled.

Ohhhhhhh, I have a feeling I’m not in the Andromeda galaxy anymore.


Author Interview:

1.Did you always want to be an author?

Yes! I’ve wanted to be an author ever since I could hold a pencil. My mom read to me a lot as I was growing up, despite being very sick and eventually dying when I was a teenager. Thinking of those times with her and the stories she read fills me with the most beautiful, warm, loving feelings. 

So, books were quite special to me from an early age. I’ve always loved the new worlds and ideas they’ve opened up for me, and I wanted to pass that magic on to as many people as possible.

Also, I can’t be anything else but an author. It’s what I do. Not writing for me would be like not breathing.


2.Tell us about the publication of your first book.

My first book is a non-fiction called Visioning. It was traditionally published in 2001; the launch date was 11/11, 2 months after 9/11, so the book launch and its subject had even greater meaning—given the times. I’ve since published an updated version of it myself, along with five of my other books.


3.Besides yourself, who is your favorite author in the genre you write in?

I love Dan Brown, but he and I are in very different genres, of course. I also love Kathleen McGowan’s novels. She’s a (I know we’re supposed to say an, but that bugs me, LOL) historian and does tons of research for her works. She has another book, this one on Anne Boleyn, coming out soon.


4.What's the best part of being an author? The worst?

The best part of being an author is these wild and crazy and wonderful characters that come knocking on the doorway of my mind and say, “Write my story!” How could I refuse a request like that?

I’m sure for a lot of authors the solitary nature of writing gets to them, but not to me. I love being alone with my laptop (OK, full disclosure, my parrot is in the room with me, but he’s very quiet when I’m in a writing session) and listening to the playlist I develop for each book.

The worst part? Oh, I guess that it sometimes can take years and years to get going in a writing career. I wrote a book quite a while ago and got a renowned agent to represent it. Nada. Then I got into filmmaking for a while, and a documentary I made won a very prestigious award. I went to Viet Nam with a group of vets and filmed them going back to do a humanitarian project, return to their areas of operation, and heal their wounds of war. Some of their stories are in Fresh off the Starship, as two of the dads were in Viet Nam. Starshipis mostly humorous, but it does deal with some social issues, including PTSD. 

Then I started self-publishing in 2008 (thank you, Amazon!). My books consistently get high reviews and are winning awards now, so it’s becoming easier to talk to publishers. It’s a good thing I’m made of persistence and perseverance, because this line of work certainly requires it.


5.What are you working on now?

I’m just now finishing Bazoomerangs, which is about 3 generations of women: an ex-hippie/flower child still living like it’s 1969, an arch conservative in her 50s, and a 20-something trans woman—all under one roof. What could go right? It’s being pitched to publishers this month.

I’m also finishing up a book called The Life of My Love, which is a fun non-fiction about finding the love of your life—something I’ve been very good at, as it turns out. These days authors are told not to switch genres, but when books come to me the way they do, I have to write them down.

And after that’s done in the next month or so, I think I’ll write the sequel to Fresh off the Starship. Missy (the main character) has been knocking on that door quite loudly!

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AUTHOR Bio and Links:

I'm a fun-loving, world-traveling, high-flying, deep-diving, and living-to-the-max author of eight books. When I'm not flying planes, scuba diving, climbing every mountain (on the back of my husband’s motorcycle) or riding the world’s fastest roller coasters, you can find me in my writing nest with a view of Colorado’s Rocky Mountains out the window. I've lived all over--from both oceans white with foam, to the prairie, and now to the mountain. Yes, a little backwards, but what the hey.

My bestselling and award-winning novels go as high and deep as I do—they’re profound yet funny; playful although poignant; heart-opening and heart-lifting; thought-provoking and inspiring; and edgy while universal. I'm also a screenwriter and award-winning filmmaker and humanitarian.

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Sunday, February 10, 2019

Miss Not Together

Title: Miss Not Together
Author: Belle Brooks
Genre: YA/Romance/Humor
Release Date: February 10, 2019
Meet Hilary Watts: pretty, straight A-student, teachers’ pet, goody two-shoes, totally has it all together—and has never been kissed, or even had a boyfriend for that matter.
Meet Grayson Dymicks: badarse persona, new guy in school, just moved in next door, volatile—and a total jerk.
When Hilary finds herself attracted to the very person she shouldn’t be, she never imagines all her well-placed Jenga blocks will come crashing down—or that her first ever kiss will be with a boy every girl in school wants for themselves.
Hilary’s life is turned upside down and she realises she’s not as put together as she thought. Instead, she’s as totally messed up as all the other teenage girls her age—but is this a romance destined for a happily ever after or a broken heart?
If you love Beth Reekles and John Green, then you will adore Miss Not Together!


United Indie Book Blog - “Super sweet coming of age novel.”

Sheena - “The ordinary made extraordinary....”
PP’s Bookshelf - “It was hilarious. It was witty and full of sarcasm. It had all the awkward and cute moments of teenage love. Miss Not Together by Belle Brooks was like cool breeze in a warm summer day. I am in love with this sweet romantic story of Grayson and Hilary”

Born in Australia, Belle Brooks has always had a passion for books and creative writing. She loves exploring the different ways stories can be told through the use of text and in-depth characters. Since she was a child her strong talent and interest in creative writing was evident, explaining that her favourite class in school was English. Despite her love for all things books, she decided the world of advertising and marketing was where she could put her talents to use in the business realm, well that is until now. Belle enjoys creative writing and creating fictional stories that leave a valued message inside the pages.
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Friday, July 13, 2018

Climbing Off the Couch

Title: Climbing Off the Couch
Series: The Running Experiment Book One
Author: Kristann Monaghan
Genre: Humor
Release Date: July 12, 2018
From the hit blog The Fat Girl Running…
Climbing Off the Couch is my journey of taking back the “F” word. You know the one. That dreaded word everyone is afraid to say out loud.
FAT.
I put down the Skittles, got off the couch, and embarked on the running experiment of a lifetime. In this collection of blogs, nothing is off the table. From underwear woes to body issues, food and recipes to common tips and tricks, to loss and relationship advice…it’s all there, part of the journey.
I am Kristann Monaghan. I am The Fat Girl Running. And I didn’t die today.

Secretly a Disney villain, Kristann began writing her blog (www.thefatgirlrunning.com) as a way to chronicle her weight loss journey. She never dreamed she would soon have over 1K followers on both the blog and on social media. When not avoiding deadlines and stalkers, Kristann can be found in the mountains of Arizona either doing activities that do not require pants or working as a nurse by night. She is currently hoarding Skittles and books in preparation for the apocalypse. Join her and BFF as they plot to take over the world...
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