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Showing posts with label romantic comedy. Fortuna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label romantic comedy. Fortuna. Show all posts

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Snippet Sunday and Weekend Writing Warriors


Welcome to Snippet Sunday and Weekend Writing Warriors, your chance to sample the work of a talented group of authors. When you finish here you can find more snippets at

http://www.wewriwa.com

https://www.facebook.com/groups/SnippetSunday/

We know so far that Rocky ticked off drug dealers and had to fake his death so he can enter the witness protection program. Rocky called Aimee even though he wasn't supposed to and told her he'd bought a house for them. Aimee has car trouble and is worried about how she'll get to Rocky's home. She's nervous about being stranded on a deserted road too. A man who knows her name comes riding down the road on a horse and speaks to her. It's Cade McCoy, the man who helped Rocky fake his death so he can enter the witness protection program.  I've skipped some paragraphs where Cade and Aimee talk about how there's only one realtor in town, and she was the one who sold Rocky's house to him. Cell phones don't work in that place so Cade offered Aimee a lift on his horse. Today they reach Fortuna. I've skipped a few paragrahs where Cade tells Aimee that a big red truck belongs to Rocky, and a small Volkswagen belongs to the local realtor June.


Excerpt:

Cade swung off the horse and tied its reins to the door of an old, rusting truck that looked as if it rolled off the assembly line sometime during the 1940s. “I’ll help you get inside,” he said as he held out his arms to pull her off the horse.

Aimee kicked the old truck’s tires; “Stop laughing at me, Cade.”

“Me? I’m not laughing.”

Uh huh.

They made their way across the yard, which was filled with 
ruts, rocks, and briars, and climbed the rickety steps. Aimee blinked as Cade pounded on the front door. Did the door just sway or did she? She screamed when it fell backward into the house. The tremendous clatter made by the fall echoed through the empty rooms and brought Rocky and a woman running. 


Blurb: 
Aimee Sherwood never dreamed that following her fiancé into the witness protection program would land her in a haunted house in a town that’s downright creepy. She’d have laughed if she had been told the guy who lives down the road might be her soul mate, not the man whose ring she’s wearing. Life in West Virginia is nothing like life in Los Angeles, but between bean ball battles with Marilyn Monroe, remodeling a crumbling farmhouse, and starting a new online business, life in the country is anything but boring.

Buy Link:
http://amzn.to/23yoW2d

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Saturday Sample: Fortuna


As promised last week, today I'll begin to post some excerpts from Fortuna. As you see on the cover, the book is 'A merry tale of life, love, and confusion in a small town.' The book is a romantic comedy that's at least partly based in events that happened to either me or some of my family members. I guess we'll start at the beginning. So here's a blurb and then an excerpt.

Blurb:
Aimee Sherwood never dreamed that following her fiancé into the witness protection pro-gram would land her in a haunted house in a town that’s downright creepy. She’d have laughed if she had been told the guy who lives down the road might be her soul mate, not the man whose ring she’s wearing. Life in West Virginia is nothing like life in Los Angeles, but between bean ball battles with Marilyn Monroe, remodeling a crumbling farmhouse, and starting a new online business, life in the country is anything but boring.

Excerpt:


Chapter One
The dressing room door opened with what sounded like the opening salvo of the Civil War in the silent room. Aimee Sherwood jumped and banged her knee on the table in front of her. “Ouch, that hurt!” She shoved her blonde hair away from her heart-shaped face and glared at the man who stood in the doorway.

From his seat on the massage table, her fiancé, Rocky Stone, and yeah, wasn’t that just a great old stage name, patted her arm. “Don’t worry, hon. It’ll soon be over.”

“I told you, don’t call me hon!”

Rocky’s manager, Rich Stewart, shut the door behind him and strolled over to them. “What’s wrong with the two of you? Rocky, you look as nervous as a man at a baby shower.” He guffawed, showing nicotine-stained teeth to Aimee. 

Want to read it? It's available athttp://amzn.to/23yoW2d

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Beyond the Book: Fans Can Talk


If you've read Fortuna, you know that there are two important houses in the book. One is Fortuna itself, and the other if called Bad Creek. Cade McCoy owns Bad Creek which was built in the 1800's, and of course Aimee got interested in the Civil War era because of Cade.

Last week we saw the favorite accessories of a Civil War era lady, and today we're focusing on a lady's fan. There's a lot more to a fan than you ever knew! In fact, the way a lady held her fan told a multitude of secrets. What do you think of this?



 *Fanning quickly - I am engaged* 
*Fanning slowly - I am married* 
*Fan with right hand in front of face - Follow me* 
*Fan with left hand in front of face - Desirous of Acquaintance* 
*Slowly open and shut fan - Kiss me* 
*Very slowly shut the open fan - I promise to marry you* 
*Fan open wide - Wait for me* 
*Carrying fan in right hand - You are too willing* 
*Carrying fan in left hand, open - Come and talk to me* 
*Twirling fan in right hand - I am watching you* 
Twirling fan in left hand - I love another* 
*Clasping hands under the open fan - Forgive me, I beg of you* 
*Resting fan on the right cheek - Yes* 
*Resting fan on the left cheek - No* 
*Covering the left ear with an open fan - Do not betray our secret* 
*Drawing the fan through the hand - I hate you* 
*Drawing the fan slowly across the cheek - I love you* 
Drawing the fan across the eyes - I am sorry* 
*Drawing the fan across the forehead - You have changed* 
*Placing the fan behind your head - Do no forget me* 
*Touching the fan against the left ear - Go away!* 
Fan presented shut - Do you love me?* 
Presenting a number of sticks, fan apart, opened - At what hour? 
*Open fan placed near the heart - You have my heart* 
*Closed fan placed near the right eye - I'd like to see you again* 
*Closed fan in left hand in front of face - I'd like to meet you* 
*Touching a closed fan to the lips - I love you!* 
*Gazing pensively at a closed fan - You misunderstand me* 
*Fanning with little finger extended - Goodbye* 
*Quickly open and shut fan - You are cruel* 
*Shaking a closed fan - You are very improper!* 
*Touching the tip of the fan with finger - I must speak to you* 
*Touching a closed fan while waving - I wish to always be near you* 
*Placing the fan's handle to the lips - Kiss me* 
*Placing the tip of a closed fan to the lips - I love you*

Bad Creek