Mail Order Angel
by Mandy
Colton
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GENRE: Contemporary
Romance
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BLURB:
Fun
characters, humor, drama, and heartwarming moments…
Heartbreaking
loss strikes two people living happy and carefree lives in polar opposite
places of the North American map. Young and adventurous, Lance Colburn left
home years ago and worked his way north to Alaska, eventually settling in Nome.
After building a successful business, he’s still a very content bachelor,
living in a brand new home he constructed himself. Life couldn’t get much
better…until the worst news a single guy could get finds him after a family
member is stricken with a fatal illness. He learns that his simple—and slightly
selfish—existence is about to get flipped upside down and crowded. Worst of
all, he’s going to need a specific kind of help that can’t be found in Nome.
Having
lived a happy and sheltered life with her parents in Boston, Massachusetts,
Angel McBride is about to become an adult and spread her wings. While taking a
summer vacation in Europe with her friends before starting college, tragedy
strikes at home. After returning, she is shocked to find that her life has
already drastically changed and is about to get worse. She needs an escape
plan—and quickly.
With little
time and no other choices at hand, both Lance and Angel come up with the same
ridiculous idea at the same time: Marriage to a stranger.
But
neither are prepared or quite mature enough to handle the big leap. Can they
overcome her deception and his wily ways to find true happiness?
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EXCERPT:
Lance Colburn sat across from the two attorneys
with what was probably a totally forlorn expression on his face. His own
lawyer, Edgar, held a fist pressed against his mouth, coughing and shifting in
his chair. Lance wanted to reach over the desk and punch him. Hard. This was
the worst day of his damn life. After today, nothing would ever be the same
again. One minute he’s a contented bachelor and a successful business owner.
The next? He’s the sole guardian of two young kids. One may not even be out of
diapers. The nickname alone was enough to make him grimace. Who calls their kid
Turd? Jesus H!
He sat back in his chair, staring at the floor
dumbstruck. A snicker finally escaped one of the men, causing him to look up,
and he didn’t have to guess whose mouth it had come from. He shot Edgar a
glare. “There is not a damn thing amusing about any of this. Are you absolutely
sure there is no one else she trusted to do this job? My sister never said a
word about this decision to me.”
His older sister, Gail, had recently succumbed to
breast cancer. She had fought a losing battle with it for years. To make
matters worse, her husband, Dale, had been killed two years before in
Afghanistan while serving in the military. Dale had been adopted by an older
couple, also now deceased. Lance and Gail’s own parents had passed not far
apart about four years prior. Shit. The sudden reality that he had no family left
hit hard and saddened him. There really was no other family guardian but him to
take the kids. He glanced at the uncomfortable attorney who’d traveled all the
way to Alaska to relay the grim news after the man had found out over the phone
how long it’d been since Lance had spoken to Gail.
The man swallowed and said, “I’m very sorry for
your loss and this obvious surprise, Mr. Colburn. It certainly was never meant
to be. I had papers drawn up and asked her for your information to send them
for your approval and signature quite a long time ago. I even offered to call
you myself on multiple occasions. I swear, on my firm’s good name, that I had
no idea there was still a question of guardianship. Are you insinuating that
you’re unwilling to take the children?”
What? Now Lance was pissed. “I’m not insinuating
anything, damn it! But what the hell am I supposed to do with two small kids
out here in this wilderness? It’s all I can do to take care of myself
sometimes. I work at a frantic pace through three seasons of the year for
twelve-plus hours a day. I’m a loner, I’m selfish, and I don’t know squat about
kids. And what the hell kind of names are Trixie and Turd? One is a stripper
name, and the other is…just wrong!”
His lawyer and friend, Ed, finally turned his head
and faked a coughing fit, although it was too obvious that he was laughing. The
fucker.
His sister’s lawyer, who possessed much more tact
and was taking the situation as serious as it certainly was, spoke calmly. “The
boy’s name is actually Turek.”
Lance just sat blinking at the man for a minute and
then threw up his hands. He said sarcastically, “Oh, what a relief. That name
changes everything. Now I just have to worry about him getting smacked around a
little on the school playground but not so much his head mashed into a big
steaming pile of moose shit!”
Edgar, the asshole, snorted. “The name isn’t an
issue, Lance. Sounds kind of like an Inuit name to me. Don’t you think you’re
overreacting a bit here?”
“Fuck you, Ed. Some friend you are. How can you sit
there and laugh? My sister just died, damn it!”
“I’m not amused by your sister’s passing, and you
know that. I just… You’re my friend, and I know you. The picture of two little
ones dropped at your doorstep, and you, the quintessential bachelor, suddenly
in the role of father, is what I find amusing. It’s your damn squirmin’ that’s
funny, but I know you, and you’ll figure this out and do the right thing by
them and your sister.” Ed was wearing a gentler smile now.
Lance looked at the two men. “There’s no one here
to help me care for them. There’s no daycare and one grade school. What the
hell am I supposed to do?”
While trying to keep a straight face, Ed said,
“Maybe get a wife? Raymond Mullett got himself a mail-order bride. Worked out
pretty well for him. I drew up the papers myself.”
Lance stood and scoffed. “When you two get serious
and come up with a suitable idea for everyone involved, call me. I am not able
or in any position to care for two kids.”
His sister’s lawyer said, “A friend of your
sister’s has agreed to keep the children for a month. After that, they will
have to go into the child-welfare system for foster care and adoption if you
don’t agree to take them. They could then be split up for life, which could
result in irreparable emotional harm. These children are your blood relatives,
Mr. Colburn. Think about that.”
The lawyer pushed a business card toward him.
Lance snatched it and walked out the door,
grumbling that he needed some time to think. And he was deep in it when he
walked to his truck. He was about to turn thirty, and he was happy with his
life in Nome. He’d always been different, adventurous, curious, and like a kind
of tumbleweed in his youth. He’d slid through high school, started college to
appease his parents, hated it, dropped out, and finally argued with his parents
until everyone was miserable.
In the end, he’d done his family a favor by leaving
home to find himself. His need for adventure had led him to the Last
Frontier—Alaska—where he’d met a few people and gone to work for a petroleum
company in Anchorage. When he was twenty-two, he met a man who saw potential in
him and hired him as an apprentice in his construction business. He had liked
the work, building something out of nothing. He’d grasped it easily, staying
for several years and learning the business from the bottom up.
Nome—and the state of Alaska, for that matter—were
both growing and in need of construction contractors in both the private and
business sectors. Lance had saved his money, taken the leap, and moved. He’d
slowly started his small business, amassed good workers and suppliers, and
maintained a good reputation. His business had grown fairly quickly, and he was
now proud to call himself and the business successful. He loved what he did for
a living. A couple of years ago, he had even purchased some land and had just
finished building a three-bedroom cabin of his own.
Until today, he’d considered himself as settled as
he wanted to be at this time in his life.
How the hell could this be happening, and why
hadn’t his sister talked to him about an important matter like this? She hadn’t
even told him the cancer was back. He heard a voice calling him and turned as
he was about to start his truck.
His sister’s lawyer ran up to him, holding an
envelope. “I forgot to give you this. It’s from Gail. Might explain some
things. I haven’t read it.”
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AUTHOR Bio and
Links:
Mandy Colton is from Louisville, KY, and lives a
very quiet life with her husband and teenage son. A fan of romance, fun
adventure, drama, humor, and on occasion, sci-fi stories. Her first book, Way
to Go, and the continuing series came from her years, own adventures and
experiences working in the travel industry.
Although
she’s a great fan of the human imagination, she is also of the opinion that
there are just no better stories than those that involve a bit of true life.
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Elaine and readers! Thank you for having me here. If you like the excerpt, you can download the book for free this week on Amazon for Kindle. Would love to hear your feedback. Enjoy!
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